There is a toddler and her mother having dinner at the table next to me.

Her mother is understanding in incomprehensible, adorable babbling sounds and they are engaged in the most amazing conversation where I can only understand half of it.

Babies are awesome!

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nicodidevilo:

rehability:

hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday

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we may have school on monday, but will you have free health care on monday?

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Why do we insist on breeding such arrogant little pricks?

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To all the women who quietly made history.

Finally, and this is important: even those women who weren’t inventors and intellectuals, even those women who really did spend all their lives doing stereotypical “women’s work”—they also built this world. The mundane labor of life is what makes everything else possible. Before you can have scientists and engineers and artists, you have to have a whole bunch of people (and it’s usually women) to hold down the basics: to grow and harvest and cook the food, to provide clothes and shelter, to fetch the firewood and the water, to nurture and nurse, to tend and teach. Every single scrap of civilized inventing and dreaming and thinking rides on top of that foundation. Never forget that. (x)

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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

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dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

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Picture: Caters News Agency (via Laughing Animals - Telegraph)

allcreatures:

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troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

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fiberistanora:

Awww yeeeah.

OH. MY. GOD.

Bitches DON’T KNOW

iamdeathconvoy:

clearlywrong:

fiberistanora:

Awww yeeeah.

OH. MY. GOD.

Bitches DON’T KNOW

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rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently. 

I’m sorry, but did that guy even WATCH Beauty and the Beast? Who would fucking pick Gaston?!

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Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

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Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

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